Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
A boyfriend and girlfriend decided to see a therapist about their relationship issues.
The couple’s therapist says, "So, tell me what brings you here today.”
The girlfriend: "It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.”
The boyfriend: "My truck.”
The couple’s therapist says, "So, tell me what brings you here today.”
The girlfriend: "It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.”
The boyfriend: "My truck.”
Frustrated with her boyfriend’s frugality, his girlfriend told him he is the cheapest person she’s ever met.
His response? "I’m not buying it.”
His response? "I’m not buying it.”
Why did the boyfriend give his girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while he went to the bar?
He said she always wanted "a night in, shining armor.”
He said she always wanted "a night in, shining armor.”
Venting to her best friend, a woman complained that her boyfriend never laughed at her fruit jokes.
So, her friend told her, "Girl, you’ve got to let that mango.”
So, her friend told her, "Girl, you’ve got to let that mango.”
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem.”
How did the telephone boyfriend propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
He gave her a ring.
Boyfriend moving in…
Him: "Can I set up a cloning machine in the basement?” Me: "Sure, make yourself at home.”
Him: "Can I set up a cloning machine in the basement?” Me: "Sure, make yourself at home.”
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
He was a boar.
He was a boar.
My boyfriend broke up with me because I reference Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it didn’t even matter.
But in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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