Boyfriend jokes - Page 7
I was perusing the shelves at a toy store when a customer asked an employee where the video game section was. After pointing it out, the employee asked, "Is there anything specific you’re looking for?” "Yes,” said the customer. "My boyfriend.” — A.H. via rd.com
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Because love means nothing to them.
I lava you a lot.
Love is like having to pass gas.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem.”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
They already have boyfriends.
My boyfriend said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
So I locked him outside.
Hot, and I want you every day.
You must be peanut butter.
You must be peanut butter.
How does a boyfriend show he’s planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
He buys an extra case of beer.
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