My boyfriend said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
My boyfriend said he wanted more
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Sometimes I love you.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
I call you king, not as a term of endearment or a pet name.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
Boyfriend: "Want a quickie?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
A boyfriend is like an iPhone.
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
What’s the difference between a couch and a boyfriend watching sports?
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
I lava you a lot.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Because love means nothing to them.
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
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