I call you king, not as a term of endearment or a pet name.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
I call you king, not as a term of
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Boyfriend: "Want a quickie?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
A boyfriend is like an iPhone.
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
What’s the difference between a couch and a boyfriend watching sports?
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
I lava you a lot.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Because love means nothing to them.
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.
You’re one of them.
You’re one of them.
What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend.
My ghoul-friend.