Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alaska.
More jokes on Boyfriend jokes
What’s the difference between a couch and a boyfriend watching sports?
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
I lava you a lot.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Because love means nothing to them.
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.
You’re one of them.
You’re one of them.
What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend.
My ghoul-friend.
Boyfriends are cool and stuff.
But have you ever had garlic bread with cheese?
But have you ever had garlic bread with cheese?
Me: "I love you.”
You: "Is that you or the wine talking?” Me: "It’s me talking to the wine.”
You: "Is that you or the wine talking?” Me: "It’s me talking to the wine.”
Boyfriend: "Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”
Girlfriend: "Yes, February 14th.”
Girlfriend: "Yes, February 14th.”
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