Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
He was a boar.
Boyfriend jokes - Page 6
Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
You got to let that mango.
What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend?
I don’t know, do you?
I don’t know, do you?
What’s the difference between bleach and fabric softener?
My ex-boyfriend now knows the answer.
My ex-boyfriend now knows the answer.
As my girlfriend and I prepared for our garage sale, I came across a painting. Looking at the back, I discovered that I had written "To my beautiful girlfriend on our fifth anniversary. I love you. — Keith.”
Feeling nostalgic about a gift I’d given her 25 years earlier, I showed it to her, thinking we should rehang the picture. After gazing at my message for a few seconds, she replied, "You know, I think a black marker would cover over all that so that we could sell it.”
Feeling nostalgic about a gift I’d given her 25 years earlier, I showed it to her, thinking we should rehang the picture. After gazing at my message for a few seconds, she replied, "You know, I think a black marker would cover over all that so that we could sell it.”
Frightened, he asked me what happened. I told him, "Don’t worry; I gave my heart to you. That’s why it’s missing.”
I wish life had a pause button.
I wish life had a pause button.
You: "I don’t think we can go in here.”
Him: "Why not?” You: "Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
Him: "Why not?” You: "Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, it smells like upsexy in here!”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
You: "There’s something wrong with this dictionary.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
Why did the boyfriend give his girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while he went to the bar?
He said she always wanted "a night in, shining armor.”
He said she always wanted "a night in, shining armor.”
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