Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
Boyfriend jokes - Page 8
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
A maybe.
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
Guess what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.
Me-n-u.
You are just like my car.
You drive me crazy.
You drive me crazy.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend?
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
Who cares?
Who cares?
What do you call a man made of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.
Your ex-boyfriend.
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Put the remote control between his toes.
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