How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
Who cares?
How can you tell if your boyfriend is
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It was so hot today…
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
What do you call a man made of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.
Your ex-boyfriend.
When would you want a man’s company?
When he owns it!
When he owns it!
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Put the remote control between his toes.
What does a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
They’re always coming early.
Boyfriends are like blue jeans.
They look good for a while but, eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
They look good for a while but, eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
What’s a boyfriend’s definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
Sex.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Telling you his real name.
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