What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What does a boyfriend and mascara have
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What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
What’s a boyfriend’s definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
Sex.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Telling you his real name.
Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Love is like having to pass gas.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
A T-Rex told his girlfriend, "I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, "That’s not very much at all!”
To which the girlfriend replied, "That’s not very much at all!”
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think…
Damn. He is one lucky man.
Damn. He is one lucky man.
My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees.
I think he’s a keeper.
I think he’s a keeper.
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