You: "I don’t think we can go in here.”
Him: "Why not?” You: "Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
You: "I don’t think we can go in
More jokes on Boyfriend jokes
You: "I think there’s something wrong with your lips.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They’re not kissing mine!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They’re not kissing mine!”
My boyfriend isn’t allowed to have birthday candles on his cake.
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Plums. Plums who? Plums me you’ll always be my boyfriend!
Who’s there? Plums. Plums who? Plums me you’ll always be my boyfriend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia away, I missed you.
Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia away, I missed you.
There’s no need to repeat yourself.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
You’re the type of boy…
I’d make a sandwich for.
I’d make a sandwich for.
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
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