Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia away, I missed you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cynthia.
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There’s no need to repeat yourself.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
You’re the type of boy…
I’d make a sandwich for.
I’d make a sandwich for.
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
It may sound cheesy…
But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s…
If you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
If you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
Why are boyfriends like lawnmowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
My boyfriend said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
So I locked him outside.
Sometimes I love you.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
I call you king, not as a term of endearment or a pet name.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
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