Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s…
If you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
Despite the contradictory advice
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Why are boyfriends like lawnmowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
My boyfriend said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
So I locked him outside.
Sometimes I love you.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
I call you king, not as a term of endearment or a pet name.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
Boyfriend: "Want a quickie?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
Girlfriend: "As opposed to what?”
A boyfriend is like an iPhone.
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Even if you drop and break it, it still works!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my boyfriend.
What’s the difference between a couch and a boyfriend watching sports?
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
Nothing, they’ve become one with each other.
I lava you a lot.
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