Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
Why should you never break up with a
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
A maybe.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
"Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
"Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You just take my breath away.
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
Guess what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.
Me-n-u.
You are just like my car.
You drive me crazy.
You drive me crazy.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
The good ones are already taken!
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