Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
Why are boyfriends like parking
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What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend?
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
They already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
Who cares?
Who cares?
It was so hot today…
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
What do you call a man made of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.
Your ex-boyfriend.
When would you want a man’s company?
When he owns it!
When he owns it!
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Put the remote control between his toes.
What does a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
They’re always coming early.
Boyfriends are like blue jeans.
They look good for a while but, eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
They look good for a while but, eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
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