You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You are like my asthma. You just take
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You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
Guess what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.
Me-n-u.
You are just like my car.
You drive me crazy.
You drive me crazy.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
The good ones are already taken!
What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend?
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
They already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
Who cares?
Who cares?
It was so hot today…
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
What do you call a man made of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.
Your ex-boyfriend.
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