How do you make an apple turnover?
Roll it down a hill.
Apple jokes - Page 7
What type of apple do pirates always look for?
Jonagold.
Jonagold.
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
Join the Apple Core (Corps).
Join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Good-pie everyone.
What’s the most musical apple?
Jazz apples.
Jazz apples.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
Use cherries instead.
Use cherries instead.
Where do apples like to go climbing?
Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji.
How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
With your incider voice.
With your incider voice.
What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry.
Puff pastry.
Which type of apple works for the NSA?
Northern Spy apples.
Northern Spy apples.
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