How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?
He had to use the forks.
Apple jokes - Page 8
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?
Bee cause.
Bee cause.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
3.14159265
3.14159265
What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
You’re Nuts!
You’re Nuts!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone.
Leaf me alone.
What kind of pie has a short temper?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
Why did the apple join the circus?
It loved all the apple-ause.
It loved all the apple-ause.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie?
3.14.
3.14.
What did the apple say to the almond?
You’re nuts.
You’re nuts.
What kind of apple grows on Christmas trees?
Pine apples.
Pine apples.
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