Which type of apple only makes brief appearances.
Cameo apples.
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Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt.
It’s peelings were hurt.
Which apple tennis player was famous for arguing about calls?
John McIntosh.
John McIntosh.
What’s is an Egyptian apple pie?
The kind mummy used to make.
The kind mummy used to make.
Who makes the best apple pies in the family?
Granny Smith.
Granny Smith.
Where do yellow jackets go to watch the big game?
Apple-Bees.
Apple-Bees.
What apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
Who led all the apples to the bakery?
The Pie Piper
The Pie Piper
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
Empire apples.
Empire apples.
What kind of apples do they grow in the Magic Garden?
Paula red.
Paula red.