Why did the apple join the circus?
He loved all the apple-ause.
Apple jokes - Page 3
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple pie.
Pineapple pie.
What do you call an apple with bees in it?
A bapple.
A bapple.
What type of a computer do horses like to eat?
McIntosh computers
McIntosh computers
What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
When is an apple pie grouchy?
When it’s made with crab apples!
When it’s made with crab apples!
Why did the apple pie cross the road?
It saw a fork up ahead.
It saw a fork up ahead.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
Honeycrisp apples.
Honeycrisp apples.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple.
Pineapple.
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