Why did the apple join the circus?
He loved all the apple-ause.
Why did the apple join the circus? He
More jokes on Apple jokes
Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Because it needed a filling.
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States?
Because they would become American – as apple pie.
Because they would become American – as apple pie.
Why didn’t the worm go on Noah’s ark in an apple?
Everyone had to go in pears (pairs).
Everyone had to go in pears (pairs).
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples.
Gala apples.
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Apple Pi.
Apple Pi.
Why did the school library have a basket of apples?
For the bookworms.
For the bookworms.
Where do apples go to college?
SUNY Cortland.
SUNY Cortland.
What did the student say to the gym teacher so he could be excused from class?
Appled a muscle in my leg!
Appled a muscle in my leg!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Keeps everyone away.
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