What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples.
What kind of apple throws the best
More jokes on Apple jokes
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Apple Pi.
Apple Pi.
Why did the school library have a basket of apples?
For the bookworms.
For the bookworms.
Where do apples go to college?
SUNY Cortland.
SUNY Cortland.
What did the student say to the gym teacher so he could be excused from class?
Appled a muscle in my leg!
Appled a muscle in my leg!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Keeps everyone away.
What kind of pie did George Washington’s mom make?
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
What avid reader lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
A bookworm.
Why did the apple turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What’s is an Egyptian apple pie?
The kind mummy used to make.
The kind mummy used to make.