Why did the apple turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the apple turn red? Because it
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What’s is an Egyptian apple pie?
The kind mummy used to make.
The kind mummy used to make.
What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Where do yellow delicious go to see musicals?
The big apple.
The big apple.
What dessert do they serve at the King’s castle?
Apple pie a la moat.
Apple pie a la moat.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Roll it down a hill.
Roll it down a hill.
When is an apple pie grouchy?
When it’s made with crab apples!
When it’s made with crab apples!
What type of apple do pirates always look for?
Jonagold.
Jonagold.
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
Join the Apple Core (Corps).
Join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call an apple with gas?
A tooty fruity.
A tooty fruity.
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