What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
Join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the worm want to do when he
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What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call an apple with gas?
A tooty fruity.
A tooty fruity.
What did the red delicious say when it won the talent contest?
How about them apples?
How about them apples?
What’s the most musical apple?
Jazz apples.
Jazz apples.
What did Johnny Appleseed put on his spaghetti?
Apple sauce.
Apple sauce.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
Use cherries instead.
Use cherries instead.
Why did the apple pie cross the road?
It saw a fork up ahead.
It saw a fork up ahead.
Where do apples like to go climbing?
Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji.
What kind of apple did Charlie Brown get for the red-haired girl?
Ginger gold.
Ginger gold.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple pie.
Pineapple pie.
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