Why didn’t the worm go on Noah’s ark in an apple?
Everyone had to go in pears (pairs).
Apple jokes - Page 6
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples.
Gala apples.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Apple Pi.
Apple Pi.
Why did the school library have a basket of apples?
For the bookworms.
For the bookworms.
What did the student say to the gym teacher so he could be excused from class?
Appled a muscle in my leg!
Appled a muscle in my leg!
What avid reader lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
A bookworm.
Why did the apple turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Where do yellow delicious go to see musicals?
The big apple.
The big apple.
What dessert do they serve at the King’s castle?
Apple pie a la moat.
Apple pie a la moat.
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