What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What’s worse than finding a worm in
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How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?
He had to use the forks.
He had to use the forks.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
Honeycrisp apples.
Honeycrisp apples.
Which type of apple only makes brief appearances.
Cameo apples.
Cameo apples.
Who makes the best apple pies in the family?
Granny Smith.
Granny Smith.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?
Bee cause.
Bee cause.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
3.14159265
3.14159265
What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
You’re Nuts!
You’re Nuts!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone.
Leaf me alone.
What do you call an apple with bees in it?
A bapple.
A bapple.
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