Which apple tennis player was famous for arguing about calls?
John McIntosh.
Which apple tennis player was famous
More jokes on Apple jokes
Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear?
He like the apple butter.
He like the apple butter.
What kind of apples do they eat in the desert?
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Why did the yam get along so well with the apple?
They were both candied.
They were both candied.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?
Stop goblin your dessert.
Stop goblin your dessert.
Why did the apple join the circus?
He loved all the apple-ause.
He loved all the apple-ause.
Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Because it needed a filling.
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States?
Because they would become American – as apple pie.
Because they would become American – as apple pie.
Why didn’t the worm go on Noah’s ark in an apple?
Everyone had to go in pears (pairs).
Everyone had to go in pears (pairs).
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples.
Gala apples.
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
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