How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
With your incider voice.
How are you supposed to talk in the
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What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry.
Puff pastry.
Which type of apple works for the NSA?
Northern Spy apples.
Northern Spy apples.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?
He had to use the forks.
He had to use the forks.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
Honeycrisp apples.
Honeycrisp apples.
Which type of apple only makes brief appearances.
Cameo apples.
Cameo apples.
Who makes the best apple pies in the family?
Granny Smith.
Granny Smith.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?
Bee cause.
Bee cause.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
3.14159265
3.14159265