Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
Science jokes - Page 4
What type of dogs do chemists own?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
On a periodic table.
What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.
You’ve got problems.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas, it was all in vein.
Alas, it was all in vein.
What sound does a subatomic duck make?
Quark.
Quark.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair.
Wavy hair.
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs?
Sorry for your sulfering.
Sorry for your sulfering.
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