What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy
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What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
A palm tree.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
He didn’t have the guts.
Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid.
A-mean-oh-acid.
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
They have all the solutions.
Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas, it was all in vein.
Alas, it was all in vein.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?
"Sorry, my fault!”
"Sorry, my fault!”
I lost an electron!
Are you positive?
Are you positive?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Because he was so down to earth.
Because he was so down to earth.
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
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