What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
What did the thermometer say to the
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A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.
A burger is in its ground state.
Which type of books are the hardest to get through?
Friction books.
Friction books.
Since light travels faster than sound …
People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade?
Bio-degraded.
Bio-degraded.
What do you call a biologist’s self-portrait?
A cell-fie.
A cell-fie.
What do phlebotomists say before they take your blood?
B positive!
B positive!
Why don’t geologists like scary movies?
Because they’re petrified.
Because they’re petrified.
Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
Why is the ocean so salty?
The land never waves back.
The land never waves back.
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