Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Why can you never trust atoms? They
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Why is the ocean so salty?
The land never waves back.
The land never waves back.
What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs?
Sorry for your sulfering.
Sorry for your sulfering.
What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.
You’ve got problems.
What sound does a subatomic duck make?
Quark.
Quark.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
On a periodic table.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They’re always working with solutions.
They’re always working with solutions.
Why do researchers look forward to Fridays?
They can wear genes to work.
They can wear genes to work.
Why is the dieting advice to "eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
That’s how you become a black hole.
What do protons and life coaches have in common?
They know how to stay positive.
They know how to stay positive.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
Is there antibody out there?
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