What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade?
Bio-degraded.
What do you call it when your science
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What do you call a biologist’s self-portrait?
A cell-fie.
A cell-fie.
What do phlebotomists say before they take your blood?
B positive!
B positive!
Why don’t geologists like scary movies?
Because they’re petrified.
Because they’re petrified.
Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
Why is the ocean so salty?
The land never waves back.
The land never waves back.
What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs?
Sorry for your sulfering.
Sorry for your sulfering.
What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.
You’ve got problems.
What sound does a subatomic duck make?
Quark.
Quark.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
On a periodic table.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They’re always working with solutions.
They’re always working with solutions.
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