Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the
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Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid.
A-mean-oh-acid.
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
They have all the solutions.
Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas, it was all in vein.
Alas, it was all in vein.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?
"Sorry, my fault!”
"Sorry, my fault!”
I lost an electron!
Are you positive?
Are you positive?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Because he was so down to earth.
Because he was so down to earth.
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.
A burger is in its ground state.
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