Why is the ocean so salty?
The land never waves back.
Science jokes - Page 6
Why do researchers look forward to Fridays?
They can wear genes to work.
They can wear genes to work.
What do protons and life coaches have in common?
They know how to stay positive.
They know how to stay positive.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
Is there antibody out there?
Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
I’m sick of your negativity.
I’m sick of your negativity.
Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
It gives them square roots.
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
There was no chemistry.
What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes
Designer genes
What do you call an accountant for the biology department?
A buy-ologist.
A buy-ologist.
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