Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Science jokes - Page 3
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
A palm tree.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Since light travels faster than sound …
People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Sorry! My fault.
Sorry! My fault.
How would you be able to cut the sea in half?
With a see-saw!
With a see-saw!
What do you call a biologist’s self-portrait?
A cell-fie.
A cell-fie.
Why is the dieting advice to "eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
That’s how you become a black hole.
How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Because she has a lot of rings!
Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?
To see Pluto!
To see Pluto!
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