Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?
To see Pluto!
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What did one ion say to another?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
How much room does fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
As mushroom as possible.
How do astronauts organize a successful surprise party?
They planet.
They planet.
What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.