What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
What did the thermometer tell the
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I was reading a book on helium.
I couldn’t put it down!
I couldn’t put it down!
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
With a sea-saw.
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
Chips.
What can run but cannot walk?
Water.
Water.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair.
Wavy hair.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
A palm tree.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
He didn’t have the guts.
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