How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
Chips.
What can run but cannot walk?
Water.
Water.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair.
Wavy hair.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
A palm tree.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
He didn’t have the guts.
Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid.
A-mean-oh-acid.
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