How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times?
Because she has a lot of rings!
How do you know that Saturn has been
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How would you be able to cut the sea in half?
With a see-saw!
With a see-saw!
What does blood say when it's trying to be optimistic?
B Positive.
B Positive.
What kind of music do planets dance to?
Nep-tunes!
Nep-tunes!
What was the first Electricity Detective’s name?
Sherlock Ohms.
Sherlock Ohms.
Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?
To see Pluto!
To see Pluto!
What did one ion say to another?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
How much room does fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
As mushroom as possible.
How do astronauts organize a successful surprise party?
They planet.
They planet.
What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
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