What do you call an accountant for the biology department?
A buy-ologist.
What do you call an accountant for the
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What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.
Pull down its genes.
What kind of tree can be placed into your hand?
A palm tree
A palm tree
What do rich clouds do?
They make it rain!
They make it rain!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
They have all the solutions.
What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife?
I lava you
I lava you
What do you call a FISH with no eyes?
A FSH.
A FSH.
Why is it bad to trust atoms?
They make up everything!
They make up everything!
How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
By its bark!
What should you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!
A porkchop!
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself?
A cell-fie
A cell-fie
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