How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
How can you know a tree is a dogwood
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What should you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!
A porkchop!
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself?
A cell-fie
A cell-fie
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy hair
Wavy hair
What type of dogs do chemists own?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
What do you call a fly that lands on the butter?
A butterfly!
A butterfly!
What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play?
Twister
Twister
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
"You guys have no life."
"You guys have no life."
How do trees surf on the internet?
They log in!
They log in!
What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Ouch! That's mitosis.
Ouch! That's mitosis.
What did the tree wear to his friend's pool party?
Swimming trunks
Swimming trunks
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