What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife?
I lava you
What did the volcano say to his
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What do you call a FISH with no eyes?
A FSH.
A FSH.
Why is it bad to trust atoms?
They make up everything!
They make up everything!
How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
By its bark!
What should you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!
A porkchop!
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself?
A cell-fie
A cell-fie
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy hair
Wavy hair
What type of dogs do chemists own?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
What do you call a fly that lands on the butter?
A butterfly!
A butterfly!
What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play?
Twister
Twister
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
"You guys have no life."
"You guys have no life."
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