Horse jokes - Page 5
Why did the horse get offended by his therapist? He asked, "Why the long face?”
Why won’t you ever find a horse using an Android phone? They prefer Apples.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says the barman. "You read my mind,” says the horse.
Why did the horse cross the road? Someone shouted hay!
Why did everyone think the horse had a bad attitude? She kept saying, "Neigh.”
Why was the horse told to rein in her gossipping? Her friends didn’t want her to stirrup trouble!
What did the doctor say when the horse said his throat was sore? "You’ll be OK. You’re just a little horse.”
What do you give a sick horse? A cough stirrup.
What's the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride? The ground.
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