What do you give a sick horse? A cough
What do you give a sick horse? A cough stirrup.
More jokes on Horse jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?”
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says the barman. "Yes please,” says the horse.
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet.
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey? In case he takes offence.
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