I put a bet on a horse that had
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
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A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says the barman. "Yes please,” says the horse.
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet.
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey? In case he takes offence.
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours of course.
A pony went to the doctor complaining about having a sore throat. The doctor said: "It’s OK, you’re just a little horse.”
Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”
Another horse breaks in: "Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
"Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening. "I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!”
Another horse breaks in: "Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
"Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening. "I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!”
How do you spell ‘Hungry Horse’ in four letters? MTGG.
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