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What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
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Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey? In case he takes offence.
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours of course.
A pony went to the doctor complaining about having a sore throat. The doctor said: "It’s OK, you’re just a little horse.”
Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”
Another horse breaks in: "Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
"Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening. "I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!”
Another horse breaks in: "Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
"Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening. "I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!”
How do you spell ‘Hungry Horse’ in four letters? MTGG.
A jockey is walking down the road leading a racehorse when he bumps into a friend. "What are you planning to do with that nag?” the man asks. "Race it,” replies the jockey, surprised. "Well, by the look of it,” the man says, "You’ll win!”
How can you tell a police horse from a normal horse? The police horse goes "Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw”.
Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it
How do you make an appaloosa? Shake the tree
Which type of cheese do horses like best? Masc-a-pony
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