A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says the barman. "You read my mind,” says the horse.
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Why was the horse sneezing so badly? Hay fever.
Why did the horse stay up all night studying for his test? He wanted to get a hay plus!
Why did the horse cross the road? Someone shouted hay!
What did the mare say to her foal? "Hay, it’s pasture bedtime!”
What do you call a horse who’s not wearing a saddle? Neigh-ked!
What’s the difference between a police horse and a regular horse? The police horse goes, "Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw!”
Why did everyone think the horse had a bad attitude? She kept saying, "Neigh.”
Why is Mayo the best name for a horse? Because when he talks, you can say "Mayo neighs!”
What do you call a horse who lives next door to you? Your neigh-bor.
Why was the horse told to rein in her gossipping? Her friends didn’t want her to stirrup trouble!
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