Why is Mayo the best name for a horse?
Why is Mayo the best name for a horse? Because when he talks, you can say "Mayo neighs!”
More jokes on Horse jokes
What do you call a horse who lives next door to you? Your neigh-bor.
Why was the horse told to rein in her gossipping? Her friends didn’t want her to stirrup trouble!
What did the doctor say when the horse said his throat was sore? "You’ll be OK. You’re just a little horse.”
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
What sort of horses come out after dark? Night-mares.
Why did the horse leave the door open? Because he did grow up in a barn!
What do you give a sick horse? A cough stirrup.
What's the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride? The ground.
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