Why did the horse cross the road?
Why did the horse cross the road? Someone shouted hay!
More jokes on Horse jokes
What did the mare say to her foal? "Hay, it’s pasture bedtime!”
What do you call a horse who’s not wearing a saddle? Neigh-ked!
What’s the difference between a police horse and a regular horse? The police horse goes, "Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw!”
Why did everyone think the horse had a bad attitude? She kept saying, "Neigh.”
Why is Mayo the best name for a horse? Because when he talks, you can say "Mayo neighs!”
What do you call a horse who lives next door to you? Your neigh-bor.
Why was the horse told to rein in her gossipping? Her friends didn’t want her to stirrup trouble!
What did the doctor say when the horse said his throat was sore? "You’ll be OK. You’re just a little horse.”
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
What sort of horses come out after dark? Night-mares.
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