Horse jokes - Page 3
Why did the horse leave the door open? Because he did grow up in a barn!
Why did the horse stay up all night studying for his test? He wanted to get a hay plus!
A pony went to the doctor complaining about having a sore throat. The doctor said: "It’s OK, you’re just a little horse.”
What do you call a horse who lives next door to you? Your neigh-bor.
Have you heard the story about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it
A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?”
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey,” says the barman. "Yes please,” says the horse.
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet.
What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
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